Spelling and sheds....

Well, the shed is up, thanks to help from my lady friend's next door but one neighbour... who came up wiyh two handds and some long anodised screws... and a very good shed it is too... bit warped, but never before erected (ooh err) and an absolute bargain at free.... the felt only just fit, but never mind... and that brings me onto the subject of spelling.. someone mentioned that my speklling on here is atrocious, and put it down to my 60 words per minute being non too accurate.. and recommended the use of the spellchecker, something I have always mistrusted after discovering that I am a spelling mistake... but I digress.. there are no spelling mistakes at all on this site... alll apparent errors are in fact the makings of an avant garde poem that I have been working on for many years.... find them all, take the letters to the left and right, transpose them with their equivalents based on a bacckwards alphabet, find the rigt order to put them in (and the clues are all on here.....) and lo and behold..... anyway, until all poetery becomes as opaque as it is transparent, Wisebeard salutes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!