Railways and runners....

A short while back I mentioned Jane Asher.... for which I am told I should apologise... but I sha'n't....(notice the two apostrophes there... as a contraction of "shall not" one apo replaces the ll, the other the o... just like in "ain't" the I takes the place of the m to make it easier to pronounce... but I digress, didactically....) but if I remember correctly, I mentioned a certain Jenny Agutter.... one of the formative events of my youth happened, if I remember correctly, during a school summer holiday at the age of about ten.... one day I sat down to watch the Railway Children, one of my favourite films... and there was Jenny ripping off her red flannel petticoats.... which is soft porn indeed to a ten year old... but later that same week, I was allowed to stay up late (till 10 if I remember correctly) to watch Logans Run... and there was the same lovely Jenny, wearing absolutely nothing, and getting very wet and clingy in the Potomac.... which led me to wonder... how true is it that our sexual prefences are set in childhood....?? I mean, I still like Jenny Agutter, but wet and clingy, and totally nude do very little for me.... and as for red flannel pettiicoats.... although there is the thing with trains..... but I think most of my sexual preferences ( and no, I'm not telling you, although you've probably figured out the red hair, white lab coat and stilettos thing for yourself...) were set during adolescence.... and possibly later.... and I definitely (sorry Sigmund) go for women who remind me of my mother... mind, compared to some people I know, my preferences are quite pedestrian... a friend of mine would only have sex with Princesses.... he burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.... ( sorry.... old British Leyland Joke there..... but then, so were most of their cars...)But anyway.... if you really want to know, and I'm sure you do, I'll give you a few clues.... think Joan Collins, Liz Hurley, and David Bowie.... or rather, best not.... all I will say is that from my eighteenth birthday, my ideal women has been the same.... breathing, and at least vaguely female.... but seriously... if anyone out there is interested, which I sincerely doubt, 25-50, dark hair, dark eyes, medium to large build, and, this being the most important thing, intelligent, talkative and fun.... other than than those last three, everything else is optional (except age.... 18 is as young as I go...) one thing I really dislike is vague people, and people who don't understand jokes, even when explained with diagrams.... even worse are those who want the jokes explained with diagrams, even after you've asked them to forget it several times, annd know you're going to be dragged into a half hour explanation of something that wasn't all that funny or important in the first place.... but I digress..... anyway, that's about all for now... until we all get the Jenny Agutters of our dreams, Wisebeard salutes you!!!!