Back to Work....

Miraculously Wisebeard recovers... the healing power of Kind Hearts and Coronets, truly the second greatest Alec Guinness film ever... coupled with an afternoon of sleep, and a copy of Railway Modeller.... ah, yes, Wisebeard plays with trains!!!! Model Rail is the mag of choice, but Railway Modeller comes a close second.... and British Railway Modeling is very useful, but to be honest, I find it a bit snobby.... although they are now doing a "readers layout"section (think readers wives, but better...) and i am hoping to get my layout featured... I was told by my van porter today that he is convinced I have an orgasm when I see a train, and that he believes if I were given the choice between watching a Class 66 roll through the country and a s**g with Charlotte Church and Nicole Kidman then the trains would win... which shows that belief can be close to truth.... although had he said Jane Asher.... but more of her later.... it led me to think about why trains are preferable to women... I came up with the following....

1 A train will not complain if it sees you ride another train...
2 You can ride many trains in a day, and not be tired..
3 Trains prefer it you come before they do....
4 If you spend money on a train you are guaranteed a ride....
5Trains have there own in built protection system...
6Maintenance is not your responsibility with trains...
7 Trains will let you ride no matter how long and hard they've been working....
8 If you miss one train, there will be another along very soon...
9 trains will always let you go all the way, even on your first meeting.....
10 Trains don't mind at all if you bring some friends along....
11 Friends won't take the p**s if they find you riding an ugly old train....
And above all, they're a lot cheaper....

Earlier i promised more of Jane Asher.... I wishI could deliver, I really do.... due to her and Sarah Ferguson red hair is forgiven.... but I digress.... back to Jane Asher (who I last saw in the marvellous A for Andromeda remake, in a white lab coat and stillettoes.... but enough of that.. (and I daren't think of the McVities biscuit ads she was in.....) I know Paul McCartney is having a bit of a bad time at the mo, and I do feel a little sorry for the bloke.... but he did bring a lot of it on himself... I mean, his choice of women.... why anyone would marry a one legged model with a very troubled history etc I don't know, but lets look at sir Paul's earlier cock-up.... take any man in the country and give him this choice... a scrawny blonde vegetarian who won't let you have a bacon sandwich, or a horny redhead who doesn't mind getting her kit off in front of a camera and makes fantastic cakes.... well, I know who I'd go for, and she doesn't have her own range of veggie burgers.... anyway, with thoughts ao Jane Asher reminding me of Jenny Agutter and one of my formative moments, it is time to go.... Horny redheads and cake makers, Wisebeard salutes you!!